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Ben's Free IQ Test

Welcome to Ben's free IQ test. This test will determine something about your brain, and nothing else. Enjoy.

NOTE: highest possible score = 58, lowest possible score = -13

Are You As Smart As You Think?

Maybe not... You can take this test and find out.
  1. Complete this sentence: "Be on the lookout for vindictive _________ with revenge on their minds."

    2. salami sandwiches
    squirrels
    digital clocks
    noise-canceling headphones
    hand-made baskets

  2. Which one of these words is the coolest?

    3. Fizz
    Bop
    Ha-goosh
    puffin-chuckles
    Ben

  3. Pick the correct combination:

    4. here was: Ben)
    )Ben: here was
    Ben was here :)
    was Ben here ):
    :) here Ben was

  4. Which of these actually exists?

    5. The Abominable Snowman
    Santa Claus
    The Easter Bunny
    The Lock Ness Monster
    All of the above

  5. If roast beef could talk, what would it say?

    6. mmm, roast beef
    this really sucks
    what?
    what about roast... chicken?
    huh?

  6. Complete this sentence: "The _____ are headed in the right direction."

    7. bullets
    people
    sandwiches
    rubberbands
    condors

  7. What would be the best name for a muscular, dark blue superhero with a pink head and red horns?

    8. Beastie Man
    Dark Shadow
    Blue Bunny
    Pink Head
    Thunder Man

  8. Which of these might be symptoms of bird flu?

    9. extremely low body temperature
    aching of the joints
    an irresistable urge to poop on someone's windshield
    an irresistable urge to poop on someone's head
    an irresistable urge to poop on someone's shoulder

  9. Who is the real hero?

    10. Darth Vador
    Queen Amidala
    Han Solo
    Luke Skywalker
    Jar Jar Binks

  10. If you were a roasting turkey in prison, what would be going through your mind?

    11. I have to get out of this oven...
    If I fall off of this shelf, I'll only roast faster on the bottom of the oven...
    If I manage to get out of the oven, I'll still be stuck in my cell...
    What inmate wouldn't dive at a freshly cooked turkey?
    Wait... I'm a roasting turkey...

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