Here is your personal, random, Shakespearean Insult.
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and WHACK! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.The big dude says, "That was a Karate Chop from Korea."The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden WHACK! the big dude knocks him down AGAIN.This time he says, "That was a Judo Chop from Japan."So the little guy has had enough of this.. He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns.Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and WHAM! hits the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold. The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a Crowbar from Sears."
Oooh baby, (oooh baby)
It’s making me crazy, (it’s making me crazy)
Everytime I look around (look around)
Everytime I look around (everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It’s in my face
Ringmaster steps out
Says the elephants left town
People jump and jive
But the clowns have stuck around
T.V. news and camera
There’s choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters
Ask where, for and why
Pele yells “we’re outta here”
Zina says “right on”
Making moves and starting grooves
Before they knew we’re gone
Jumped into the Chevy
Headed for big lights,
Want to know the rest?
Hey, buy the rights,
How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre
Oooh baby, (oooh baby)
It’s making me crazy, (it’s making me crazy)
Everytime I look around (look around)
Everytime I look around (everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It’s in my face
